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Today is a two breakfasts kind of day.

msleahqueenhbic:

Does pregnancy make you a hobbit?

Yes, it rather does. I often enjoy breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, lunch, tea, supper, dinner…

(Source: mrskaaay)

Anonymous asked:

Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

awkward-fallen-angel:

amybellehasprobablyseenyournudes:

steel-magn0lia:

brass-beard:

wolfmansgotnards:

battleofthebowties:

thesylverlining:

ALMOST. JUST A LITTLE MORE.

sometimes i miss summer AND THEN THINGS LIKE THESE POP UP

I…I need it. All of it

I always wondered why I like Autumn, but then I remember Orange is my favourite colour…

My body is ready.

I can smell the autumn air from this post

I think I found my favorite post

(Source: pythonprincen)

Better late than dead?

hisnamewasbeanni:

hisnamewasbeanni:

I started watching The Walking Dead.

OH MY GOD IT’S SO EFFING GOOOOOOOOD.

HOLY CRAP.

HOLY. CRAP.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH HOLY CRAP IT’S SO DAMN GOOD.

So I’m almost done with Season 3 (I’ve been sick ok?) and it’s still really effing good.

The Walking Dead is the sole reason we kept cable as long as we did. Thankfully, my sister can DVR it for us. My Walking Dead buddy teaches at a new school so I don’t have to worry about spoilers Monday mornings.

It’s 11 AM

And my school to-do list is done! My home to-do list includes putting away one basket of laundry, buying a baby shower gift, and helping my sister walk the dogs twice. That’s it! 

Long weekends are actually the best thing EVER.

I began playing football in the 1st grade, which is when the glory days began.

another 8th grade autobiography.

These kids are killing me in all the best ways.

…someone turned in her autobiography with either a gushing note to a crush or some awkward fanfiction attached to it. There is mention of nipples. 

Awkward.

At 11 years old, I became a procrastinator and a blogger and I still have no regrets.

-one of my 8th graders, in her autobiography

Her whole autobiography reads like a stream-of-consciousness Tumblr post

Long weekend game plan:

Today:
Groceries (done)
Get a stroller (done)
Do laundry
Help walk the dogs at my sister’s
Pack hospital bag

Sunday:
Grade all the things and update grade book
Pay 2 bills
Help walk the dogs again

Monday:
Write lessons

This is totally doable. Especially since I have cheesecake!

Good news!

Pretty sure my toe is not, in fact, broken.

It is very bruised and gross looking. But the pain has subsided substantially and the cut/smashed to pieces bit looks way better. Which is good news for my immune system because now it can focus on my cold, haha.

mrskaaay:

mrskaaay:

A former student, still a minor, just Facebook messaged me to tell me she ran away from her foster home. She won’t tell me where she is.

Um, what do I do??

gallant-charlie: she won’t say where she is- not even what city. When I asked if she had somewhere to…

Contacted the police. They told me the student’s group home has not reported anyone having run away and they are good about reporting runaways quickly. He also said he’d call if anything came up.

So…was this a cry for help? Has her home not noticed she’s gone? Ugh.

mrskaaay:

A former student, still a minor, just Facebook messaged me to tell me she ran away from her foster home. She won’t tell me where she is.

Um, what do I do??

gallant-charlie: she won’t say where she is- not even what city. When I asked if she had somewhere to stay tonight, she stopped responding. Baaaaaalls.